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Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30287) - you deserved it (4062)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

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I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

#2 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:50am by marinus

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Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

#4 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:51am by StoryOfTheYear

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