Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
by ironic driver / 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
#2 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:50am by marinus
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Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
#4 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:51am by StoryOfTheYear
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