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Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27670) - you deserved it (2111)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by brownieswillneverbethesame (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I just threw up a little.....

#1 - On 09/04/2011 at 1:04pm by lendalynn

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. . . and Grandpa's missing, and Grandma seems uncharacteristically cheery.

#20 - On 09/04/2011 at 1:15pm by perdix

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