Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

by Pizza-less / 09/04/2011 at 12:16am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • Kill them >:3
    I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.

    #4 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:20am by herpitydurteedur

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  • pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.

    #2 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:18am by ritzbits

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