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Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8131) - you deserved it (36520)

On 09/03/2011 at 5:24am - misc - by ol faithful (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Did it taste better the second time?

#1 - On 09/03/2011 at 1:57pm by optimusprime0069

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Who cares about what the date says, OP? To impress her, be yourself. But, yeah, you do sorta deserve it.

#2 - On 09/03/2011 at 1:58pm by Sunny_Eclipse

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