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Today, in a queue to the ATM, a hot girl was standing in front of me. The girl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. FML

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Grab his ass and see where it leads

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 4:03pm by enonymous

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I did that when I was a little kid and my dad got slapped in the face. lol true story

#9 - On 08/30/2011 at 4:07pm by rexgar2000

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