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Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (3809)

On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

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Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 9:57am by Olovio

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I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way

#6 - On 08/30/2011 at 9:58am by Buttsexpirate

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