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Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (4934)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI Enjoy walking around with crusty asscheeks

#6 - On 08/28/2011 at 3:22am by DarkHelmet

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Sucks but you should've checked for toilet paper first.

#5 - On 08/28/2011 at 3:22am by blueflare21

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