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Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27957) - you deserved it (8309)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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Wow, I think you might need to look for another crush...

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:31pm by muhaidib

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she now has 3 reasons not to ever make a joke about you again.

#18 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:44pm by skinthesnakes

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