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Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML
Wow, I think you might need to look for another crush...
she now has 3 reasons not to ever make a joke about you again.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016