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Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19470) - you deserved it (1666)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm - misc - by bandit99999 - United States (Virginia)

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"And then I pulled out my gun!"

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 7:21pm by Buttsexpirate

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I don't care if it was an accident. Fuck that bitch up

#6 - On 08/19/2011 at 7:26pm by datguyuno

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