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Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32252) - you deserved it (2505)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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Haha, damn. What a coincidence.

#1 - On 08/17/2011 at 4:27pm by ohjessica

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Learn to change a tire

#19 - On 08/17/2011 at 4:33pm by iforgited

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