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Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28385) - you deserved it (5113)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

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You can't control some things..

#3 - On 08/17/2011 at 4:28pm by rawrface22

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Ever heard if air freshner?

#1 - On 08/17/2011 at 4:28pm by daffyyj

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