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Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29635) - you deserved it (2491)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

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It's okay... at least she's not constantly asking if you're gay... Mine does

#3 - On 08/02/2011 at 4:24pm by shybear15

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You should've brought headphones to tune her out...

#5 - On 08/02/2011 at 4:25pm by SugarCrazy

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