Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML

by Emma / 08/01/2011 at 5:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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