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Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013