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Today, I was having a great time shopping with my gran, until she started complaining about all the foreigners ruining our town, and counting each person who didn't look 100% British. It wouldn't even have been so bad if I wasn't adopted into the family, from Russia. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (2591)

On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey

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Russian accents are badass

#2 - On 08/01/2011 at 1:02pm by pieintheface

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Don't worry.. Take the comforting words of Rebecca black... Everybody's Russian

#10 - On 08/01/2011 at 1:06pm by hombrepollo

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