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Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10587) - you deserved it (33696)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by americanbln - United States

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well. you had good intentions!!

#1 - On 08/01/2011 at 10:16am by ikickyourbutt

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Just confetti? What about pouring a bucket of honey through the sun roof so this moment will "stick" with him forever.

#9 - On 08/01/2011 at 10:20am by aj91498

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