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Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26432) - you deserved it (8593)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)

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#2 - On 07/27/2011 at 1:13pm by Witchcraft

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The janitor was just trying to narrow down the competition. While some people don't find being a janitor a talent he feels differently. Who else can unclog a toilet with his bare hands? 

#9 - On 07/27/2011 at 2:02pm by every1luvsboners

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