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Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML
The janitor was just trying to narrow down the competition. While some people don't find being a janitor a talent he feels differently. Who else can unclog a toilet with his bare hands?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015