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Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Jealous bitch.

#4 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:33pm by mk58

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you're mom is really concerned about her weight to think like that lol...

#2 - On 07/24/2011 at 6:31pm by imosim

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