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Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)
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Friday 19 December 2014