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Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML


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On 07/16/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by jordy1995 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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maybe they went to the party

#1 - On 07/16/2011 at 5:58am by Jimster1712

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Either you took hours to get ready, or your parents have early onset Alzheimer's. I mean seriously, the whole point of that dinner was to cheer YOU up.

#8 - On 07/16/2011 at 6:09am by Doortje

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