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Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (3120)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

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Spit on him.

#1 - On 07/10/2011 at 9:59am by daniel1_1

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That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?

#7 - On 07/10/2011 at 10:01am by ComTlancy

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