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Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34412) - you deserved it (4616)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

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Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.

#1 - On 07/04/2011 at 6:37pm by Haha_oh_wait

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I have faith he's still in the restroom. Probably ordered the seafood surprise... the surprise is that the cooks didn't wash their hands

#8 - On 07/04/2011 at 6:38pm by enonymous

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