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Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21870) - you deserved it (2637)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

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Maybe your grandma can throw one hell of a party.

#3 - On 07/04/2011 at 6:38pm by JustinThunder

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YEAH! Break out the oxygen tanks and digest cookies!

#5 - On 07/04/2011 at 6:40pm by NoodleBurger

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