Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (44919) - you deserved it (2874)
On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)
wastedbaby's life also sucksToday, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in…
fmylife7721 also deserved itToday, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so…
I've almost found you :)
#6 - On 07/04/2011 at 2:34am by orphinz
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A greyhound is stalking you? Woah!
#2 - On 07/04/2011 at 2:33am by ifailplzinsultme
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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