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Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54054) - you deserved it (3664) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That's when you shove her head into the toilet.

#2 - On 06/18/2011 at 6:15am by NikkiFlysKites

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haha slap her then dunk her head in the toilet... then run... an dump your boyfriend... and go find a guy in a club to sleep with... problem solved OP!

#3 - On 06/18/2011 at 6:15am by YurTriniFantasy

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