Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

by Inconnu / 06/18/2011 at 1:13am / France / Miscellaneous

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  • That's when you shove her head into the toilet.

    #2 - On 06/18/2011 at 6:15am by NikkiFlysKites

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  • haha slap her then dunk her head in the toilet... then run... an dump your boyfriend... and go find a guy in a club to sleep with... problem solved OP!

    #3 - On 06/18/2011 at 6:15am by YurTriniFantasy

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