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Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42083) - you deserved it (8427)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

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at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!

#2 - On 06/15/2011 at 9:51am by ica0308

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wow. nice boyfriend

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 9:51am by corrin925

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