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Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7333) - you deserved it (55346)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!

#2 - On 06/10/2011 at 3:21am by UnknwnClassicGrl

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Well what're you gonna do now?

#1 - On 06/10/2011 at 3:19am by xMexicanXJesusx

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