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Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Colleen - United States (Florida)

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YDI for buying Bud Light. Luckily for you, urine is free and tastes twice as good

#4 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:00pm by dmipotc

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this happened on that 70s show

#11 - On 12/28/2009 at 6:12pm by foreverblair

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