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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65328) - you deserved it (3609)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

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show them your drivers license..

#3 - On 06/01/2011 at 1:09pm by Imagirll

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Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!

#14 - On 06/01/2011 at 1:13pm by ckyorelse

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