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Today, I ran for my school's elections for President. I thought I was popular enough to win. I lost, by 61 votes, my grade is only 62 people. I was the only one to vote for myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50541) - you deserved it (9060)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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You probably lost because you fail at math. If there are 62 people in your class and you voted for yourself, that means 61 voted for the other person. Therefore you lost by 60 votes. Personally, I can't believe you even managed to get that one vote.

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:07am by dangderr

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Because votes should totally be based on popularity and not ability...

#3 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:08am by smiller0789

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