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Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20608) - you deserved it (5078)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

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