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Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26722) - you deserved it (13701)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

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Did you really expect him to help?

#2 - On 05/19/2011 at 10:07am by illmatic2

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What's all this BS about karma? She's allowed to date whomever she wants.

#19 - On 05/19/2011 at 10:14am by krushr

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