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Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (9427)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Sounds like a shitty situation.

#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:14pm by DivineGarden

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The big question here is why is your anus so fucking weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.

#8 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:18pm by DocBastard

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