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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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that's what you get for being a dumb ass

#1 - On 05/02/2011 at 7:03pm by xviem

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You sir... Fail

#2 - On 05/02/2011 at 7:03pm by Katie_the_Great

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