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Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

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On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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If we hold the door open for you, we're being misogynist because we apparently think you can't open the door yourself.

If we let you open the door yourself, we're not being chivalrous enough for you.

:| I'm so happy I'm gay.

#4 - On 04/14/2011 at 9:59am by Bathory

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Seriously, who's chivalry?

#6 - On 04/14/2011 at 10:02am by zozohearts

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