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Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32847) - you deserved it (4742)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.

#7 - On 04/12/2011 at 4:16pm by Monikabug

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Who wants this dog!?

#5 - On 04/12/2011 at 4:15pm by aavatar10

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