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Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

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This is why we can't have nice things.

#3 - On 04/04/2011 at 3:13am by KomiExplosion

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was it hurting you? then you shouldn't have injured it. unless it was on you you shouldn't have freaked and especially murder the poor creature.

#9 - On 04/04/2011 at 3:23am by whipmie87

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