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Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28671) - you deserved it (34810)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

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I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

#10 - On 04/02/2011 at 6:26am by MuffyStJacques

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Your wife is crazy. It affects her too you know, every time you brush your teeth with that toothbrush and give her a goodnight kiss or go down on her... She's a nasty dumbass.

#15 - On 04/02/2011 at 6:30am by Doortje

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