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Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33402) - you deserved it (45070)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

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wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

#3 - On 04/02/2011 at 6:16am by fayettie

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I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

#10 - On 04/02/2011 at 6:26am by MuffyStJacques

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