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Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30516) - you deserved it (15632)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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haha! I would love to see the look on your face!

#3 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:02am by anniedi

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don't tell us you don't like that!

#1 - On 03/26/2011 at 6:55am by Bofferding

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