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Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37747) - you deserved it (3335)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:07am - misc - by kelly (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

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Dont tell her, and then about a year after the baby is born, go over and see what happens.

#8 - On 03/21/2011 at 10:55am by tjsomethin

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Just go over there unannounced and inform her very calmly that you've decided to quit your job to become a lesbian stripper. After she's had her fit, yell "Just kidding! I'm pregnant!" She'll be so happy that she'll forget the whole food and money thing.

#13 - On 03/21/2011 at 11:02am by DocBastard

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