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Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

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i feel your pain man.. i've gotten pulled over three times for underaged driving... i'm eighteen... they all thought i was twelve. :-/

#4 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:33am by raisingtwilight

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Agreed with #9. At Circuit City we had a strict policy to ask EVERYONE. I didn't think that was bad until I worked at a gas station. The gas station's rules were to ask everyone appearing "55 and under" {no joke}. I have been yelled at waaaay too many times by angry customers over an ID. Why can't people take it as a compliment, or at least, realize that the employee is just doing their job?

The other sad many people get pissy because they don't DRIVE with their IDs on them. I know I'll be laughing when they get pulled over for whatever reason, and get a SECOND ticket for not having their ID while driving.

#6 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:54pm by EternalRos3

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