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Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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That isn't that bad. Atleast he wasn't making you pay :)

#3 - On 03/16/2011 at 7:22pm by lil_emo_emu

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be glad someone spent $100 on a first date for you, when it's just a dinner.

#16 - On 03/16/2011 at 7:29pm by dwhite312

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