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Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34120) - you deserved it (4336)

On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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are you Justin beiber?

#1 - On 03/16/2011 at 2:56am by kgray99

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it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.

#5 - On 03/16/2011 at 2:58am by afdude87

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