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Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19941) - you deserved it (7738)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

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It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.

#7 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:32am by your face

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My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm.
I have no new notifications on Facebook.
I have nothing on Myspace.
Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use.


Fuck your life?
Fuck my life.

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 1:54pm by tishytot

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