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Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8667) - you deserved it (28710)

On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

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Be glad you have a caring girlfriend

#1 - On 03/07/2011 at 12:57pm by mike3775

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that's exactly how I react when I see a cockroach. and my boyfriend can't understand why I am deathly afraid of them. He hates waking up in the night to my loud screams from where I "felt" a cockroach crawling on me.

#7 - On 03/07/2011 at 1:02pm by free2speak

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