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Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24845) - you deserved it (1895)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Some teachers are just idiots, actually, that applies to all people as well. But seriously, there seems to always be at least one teacher who doesn't understand that kids don't always do well in all areas and so that if they don't do well at their subject they must be rubbish at everything.

Basically, forget about it and focus on important things.

#14 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:31am by Cinn

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then tell her that, and also add that your degree is probably ranked a little higher than an ordinary high school teacher's degree.

#5 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:18am by unfortunate_13

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