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Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6522) - you deserved it (23697)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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At least it wasn't a prince albert

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 7:10pm by timmytwofinger

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Nipple piercings are disgusting. Plain and simple.

#12 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:05pm by slax0r

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