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Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17416) - you deserved it (3521)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

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"...[A]ge-appropriate developmental milestones." my ass. You can piss away a large part of your life trying to do the things other people say you're "supposed" to do. It's your life, live it like you want. Fuck her.

#4 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:44pm by UncleBubba13

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Yea, when you hit 30 then you can whine a little. If you are so disappointed with yourself, respectfully get away from the computer and go make a milestone.

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:49pm by jim_witness

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