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Today, was just like almost every day I've had for the past few months. I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (7338) - you deserved it (23325)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

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