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Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (60898)

On 04/30/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by krizleykrislo - United States (Michigan)

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Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

#7 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:38pm by rabidhatter

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YDI, Noob.

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:22pm by Tehalon

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