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Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6295) - you deserved it (43210)

On 04/30/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by krizleykrislo - United States (Michigan)

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Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.

#7 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:38pm by rabidhatter

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Don't worry about it. Your tuition payed for those flowers anyway.

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:33pm by adelaide_evening

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