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Today, I put my hand into a vending machine to retrieve a bottle of water that was caught in the slot. After a minute, I realized I was trapped. 2 hours, 4 fire trucks, 3 police cars, and 1 ambulance later I was freed. The vending machine was in pieces and the bottle of water wasn't even for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37537) - you deserved it (9646)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by VenderBender (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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This is pretty shitty. At least you got an interesting story out of it, though.

Why'd they send firetrucks, by the way? And, more the point, why'd they send multiple firetrucks?

#1 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:13am by Wombalrus

See in context

+12

I peed my pants laughing at that

#3 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:13am by misanthrope

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